Madhouse Radio Prank Calls

2009-04-16 Show

Bojangles opens in Orlando offering a 24 hour fast food breakfast menu. Dr. Lego joins us for some calls to Vietnamese restaurants, he decided to sue when a manager says that Carlito cant handle the number 4. Carlito wants to go dumpster diving for food scraps. CFC discusses the dangers of consuming products containing Monosodium Glutamate. We make some wake up calls to the UK, then follow up with a call to a hotel in Moscow, Russia. Additionally, we ask a Hilton in Vienna, Austria if they are planning anything special for Hitlers birthday on 4/20.

2009-04-16 Show [ 2:55:17 | 80.24 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (679)

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2009-04-13 Show

Eddie Garcia calls back on last weeks grocery cart incident. We discuss Datsun pickup trucks. Valente refuses to distribute videos with anal penetration. The operator at the gay and lesbian switchboard refuses to transfer our call to that one gay dude that lives down the street. Carlito gets into a heated discussion with the Kirby Vaccum people. We return a call to a job applicant and hire him, refuse to give him the address to report to.

2009-04-13 Show [ 1:28:29 | 40.51 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (659)

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2009-04-09 Show

Carlito got a bad haircut and has a pimple. Milkman joins us live from his car while taking a trip through Los Angeles. We prepare for Good Friday, discuss White Castle vs Krystal burgers and life as a bi-racial. Carlito forces a hotel clerk to run a speed test on his internet connection. Milkmans GPS voice sounds sexier than Carlitos. A mothers foot is run over by a shopping cart, the grocery store employees refuse to render assistance or give up their insurance information. We check in with our angry friend at the Funky Zone again. Vince Shlomi, the Sham WOW guy, has been arrested for assulting a hooker in South Beach. A woman is hosting a dinner party and has no time for Carlitos shenanegans. Finally, a Christian woman is about to lose her religion and curse us out.

2009-04-09 Show [ 1:51:05 | 101.7 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (671)

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2009-03-26 Show

Carlito interviews Henry Hill from the movie Goodfellas. A man says he doesnt want to touch Carlito but he DOES want to kick his ass. White people put butter on their rice. A mexican girl who sounds white at a greek restaurant gets Carlitos classic offer of diamond earrings. Carlito thinks the Muslim practice of slaughering animals is nothing but a show execution that causes undue stress to cows. We discuss Watchtower magazine. Richie Randall is taken with a woman, wants to offer her candy.

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2009-03-19 Show

A man gets off on hearing racist curses, Valente gets angry about it. We call in a repair ticket to the phone company on behalf of an Alaskan pizza place. Carlito doesnt like it when people pick up the phone loudly. Carlito has back pain, gets an oil stain on his new Muhammad Ali shirt, passes out.

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2009-03-12 Show

Milkman has a new car. A kabob place is onto Carlito and his Youtube. DJ Gloworm joins the fray. A Georgian-Russian restaurant is not for sale, not even a quarter. Gloworm is told not to curse. A woman has been caught throwing used adult diapers out of her car and dumping them near a lake, we speak to her dad. Someone has flushed half of a turkey sub down the toilet at a mens shelter, Valente Garcia wants someone from the restaurant that sold it to come retrieve it. Mortal Kombat gets no love from the gaming community. Dr Lego joins us, makes a wacky call to a Korean restaurant. Reclude calls an Indian restaurant looking for a gay hookup and actually gets a phone number. We followup and schedule a gas station rendezvous with a real gay Indian. A stripper has last her job and calls Dennys for a job, then starts crying. Carlitos electrical machine needs more resistance.

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2009-02-26 Show

Carlito discusses Benicio Del Toro and the Che biopic. A feminist is woken out of bed. A bar manager gets upset when Carlito keeps getting his last name wrong. We inquire on the difference between black and white bbq. Carlito hacks an answering machine. CFC keeps calling in drunk. We wake up Scotland. Milkman and Carlito get into an argument again. We misdial someone in Los Angeles and the guy flips out. Reclude and Carlito harrass a tranny.

2009-02-26 Show [ 2:35:39 | 71.25 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (744)

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2009-02-19 Show

Carlito is joined by Zolar and Evil Artie in studio. Reclude doesnt agree with eating in the bathroom. Richie Randall is becoming psychotic, threatens to rub a womans face into a jukebox. Gary Busey wants to talk to a famous movie producer. Ralph Littlejohn goes to Chilis, gets upset when a white guy with shoes and hair throws out his leftovers. Carlito and Artie leave the studio and go on a 1am roadtrip to Wendys live on the air. Milkman is too senile to realize they cant hear him outside of the studio. Carlito is joined by Zolar and Evil Artie in studio. Reclude doesnt agree with eating in the bathroom. Richie Randall is becoming psychotic, threatens to rub a womans face into a jukebox. Gary Busey wants to talk to a famous movie producer. Ralph Littlejohn goes to Chilis, gets upset when a white guy with shoes and hair throws out his leftovers. Carlito and Artie leave the studio and go on a 1am roadtrip to Wendys live on the air. Milkman is too senile to realize they cant hear him outside of the studio.

2009-02-19 Show [ 2:41:43 | 74.03 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (680)

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2009-01-29 Show

We revisit a Cuban restaraunt. Carlito discusses his stories on unemployment benefits and miserable jobs. Milkman heard about the clown car vagina with the octuplets this week. We call a Greek restaraunt and confuse baklava with malaka, a Greek curse meaning jerk-off. Reclude and Carlito discuss Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic.

2009-01-29 Show [ 1:59:38 | 54.77 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (744)

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2009-01-08 Show

Milkman is late again and Carlito is fed up with it. Carlito calls McDonalds to complain about Burger King – demands that the girls tell him what their functions are. Fast food talk with Tuck. More bahn chod prank calls to Indians. One upset Indian cook asks for Carlitos personal references. Another orders him to put the phone down.

2009-01-08 Show [ 1:53:18 | 51.87 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (866)

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2008-12-26 Show

Carlito is joined by Hollywood Vanja on the morning after Christmas. Together, they call several stores such as Walmart and Best Buy during one of the busiest days of the year and present odd cases for gift returns.

2008-12-26 Show [ 1:50:44 | 50.69 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1163)

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2008-12-18 Show

Historic Madhouse show, Carlitos studio gets shut down by the police hence the short length and sudden cut off. Hollywood visited a fast food joint that ran out of meat earlier in the day, he calls back and informs them to close for the night and apparently they do. An anger management line is not amused with Carlito and Hollywood.

2008-12-18 Show [ 44:49 | 20.52 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1252)

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2008-12-15 Show

Ralph Littlejohn confuses a newspapers advertisement for a job posting. Jack Valente applies for a voice acting job by making racially stereotypical jokes using a voice changer. Dr. Nargas finally speaks to someone regarding the job in Jacksonville. Carlito keeps hitting 0 on a receptionist. Security guards don’t officially condone racial profiling.

2008-12-15 Show [ 2:06:11 | 57.76 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1139)

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2008-12-11 Show

Reclude creeps everyone out when he voices a guy trying to set up a rendezvous with a young lady at the gas station. The Mecca restaurant doesn’t serve lamb but Jack Valentes stool sample says otherwise. Rotisserie Wallace is trying to book performing chimps to appear as extras in his fabricated, stolen sex tape. We have a piece of french toast that says you ain’t gonna do shit.

2008-12-11 Show [ 2:26:33 | 67.09 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (871)

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2008-12-08 Show

Has our friend at the diner died in a car accident? Hollywood cant convince the staff to join him in prayer. A divorcee to be sounds like she might take Carlito up on a date offer. Sassy + Sexy = Sessy. Dr Nargas is looking for work in Jacksonville. A math tutor becomes a guitar tutor all of a sudden. A recently widowed lady is not trying to sell Hollywood her late husbads dresses.

2008-12-08 Show [ 1:33:07 | 42.63 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (781)

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