Oh God Bill
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Carlito is getting hooked up with a free pizza. We discuss The Day After and Threads among other Cold War topics. Someone touched our dog on the privates. Carito refuses to believe a man is Asian. Sal’s mom can’t make sauce. Bova’s and Valente’s are at war.
Highlights from an impromptu Monday morning show. Valente gets upset when he gets put on speaker phone. A Hispanic mans cell phone number was accidentally put in the newspaper posting for taxi drivers. The hiring manager at a marketing firm doesn’t like being called big girl. And more!
After some technical difficulties we call back the salvage yard that we pranked back on Thanksgiving night and raise hell again. Carlito loses his patience while asking for Japanese spaces. An old man at a pub in the UK cant spell Pennsylvania without Penis. We try to order Chinese food in authentic Mandarin. Reclude and Richie Randall join in on the fun as well.
Milkman has been let go from Madhouse Radio. Carlito is refused service, then mocks the way a woman spells her name. White boy sends us a boring prank call. A man in the UK needs exercise.
Carlito is upset about 8 packs of soda replacing 12 packs for the same price and argues with several employees at a grocery store about it. He later discusses recent menu changes at McDonalds with a girl who knows her food topics. We are going to give a bad review to a Japanese steakhouse for refusing to provide chop sticks and cherry coke, the lady there refuses to recognize that there is always a man in charge. Are the guys at PrankNET taking it too far? Carlito mocks a woman on the phone at work but forgets to put himself on mute. We review Wisp disposable toothbrushes by Colgate, then Reclude revists a group of clowns holding a convention.
Check out our 4 year anniversary show, broadcast live from Lopez Cigar Bar in Orlando. Sean Ward joins us for some live pranks and we countdown the top 10 calls of the last year.
Hollywood Vanja joins us for some prank calls to the UK. A drunk man is going to urinate on an inn keepers doorstep. Carlito doesn’t like it when a mother disrespects her daughter at work. Ted joins us for some calls as well. We hold a conference call with several 7-11 stores and advise them to discontinue selling Coca Cola flavored Slurpees due to a product recall. A fat hooker calls us back and things just don’t work out..
The Lonesome Loser is back. A kid calls in but is too nervous to talk on the phone. Carlito wants to order a warm plate. News of Michael Jacksons death was reported today at 11 PM London time, we wake up people in the UK at 4am to let them know the bad news. Crazy Fucker shares how Michael saved his life. We also play a couple of classic comedy bits about MJ by Lewis Black, Eddie Murphy and Kat Williams. Andy checks in for the first time since Carlitos wedding. You cant get a hot hamchee sandwich from Mr Bill.
Carlito is back from the wedding break! We catch up on all the stories from the event and the honeymoon. We get into another fight with a cigar shop after confusing Dominican Cohibas with the Cubans. Someone is made to believe he has been chosen to star in a new reality show related to Magic: The Gathering.
Carlito is preparing for his wedding. A homelessman just wants to use a fast food joints garden hose to take a bath. Carlito knows when women want a massage on their ass, then he misinterprets an affinity for sausage. A pimp with a master in biochemistry gets into a heated discussion with Carlito.
The on hold radio music at a hotel offers Valente a free set of tires, the manager refuses to honor the prize. Carlito is ordering bahn chod from an Indian restaurant again. We revisit an angry towing company owner. Evil Artie is tucking it back.
We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don’t serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don’t serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag.
We talk to attendees at a clown convention, one of them tells Carlito to go F himself. Later on the President of Clowns threatens Hollywood Vanja with a phone trace after we inquire on the lack of black clowns. Carlito has a lucid dream featuring two of his ex girlfriends at the same time. We discuss eating turkey legs at Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando – the best meal deal at the theme parks. Zolar gets a virus on his PC, places a prank call request to a backhoe company. Carlito announces a revamped prank call archive section over at the Madhouse forums. We discuss the roots of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration. Carlito realizes he was unintentionally saying a racial epithet in the break room at work in front of his african american boss. A little kid wants to order a late night pizza with gummy bears and macaroni and cheese, his mom then begins to argue with the manager.