Carlito has burnt the chicken. Athena comes at him with a rolling pin. Afterwards he invents a recipe for faux gravy. The chicken place is responsible for Carito having put foil in the microwave. Jack Masterson missed out on his free Grand Slam at Denny’s.
We call a diner in the Chezch Republic, then complain about codes that an escort slipped to us. Jack Masterson doesn’t want to hear white people jazz. AN OCD sufferer needs to order his chicken pieces in mulitples of 4. Erik Verducci joins us for some pranks.
What's Not Black About Louis Armstrong? [ 3:07:02 | 85.62 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (812)Enjoy a repost of the Malaka Show, an episode of Madhouse Live recorded in January. We make several hilarious calls to Greek businesses in the USA and the old country throughout the evening.
We go nuts on Craigslist, send several wreckers to pick up a wrecked car at the same time. A casino manager has stolen our iPhone machine. Valente finds a condom in his chicken dinner. Carlito wants to open a serpentarium in Ireland.
Madhouse Radio’s New Year’s Day 2010 show and our first time on Cacti Radio. Milkman is not allowed to laugh anymore. Carlito is walking to the Homa Hotel from Turkey. Valente is a fraud. We have exactly $50 to spend at the liquor store.
Carlito is on the air on the day after Christmas 2009. We harass our friends at the Iranian hotel, report a blockage on the Passage to India and wish peace and love on the world. Milkman is upset he wasn’t informed there was a show today.
Carlito discusses Avatar and Clark Griswolds rant on Christmas Vacation. The ladies at the liquor store call Carlito a pendejo. Tuck finally gets DSL. Carlito’s wallet is stolen by a Malasyian man in Chicago, we call Malaysia to file a complaint.
The Rivers in Volgergrad are Cold in the Spring [ 2:23:23 | 65.64 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1339)The Madhouse crew goes on the air on Thanksgiving night. We discuss the meaning of boxing day. Valente fights with his wife in France over a hotel room confirmation, Bruno the Monkey gets the full brunt of the aftermath. Eddie Garcia is ordering pizza.
Toasted Mashed Potato Sandwich - Thanksgiving '09 Show [ 2:57:02 | 81.04 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1343)Carlito is calling about the piece on the fleet. We get rude treatment in Iran again and threaten to make a gentleman kiss our shoes. A teriyaki place has an unclean woman handling food. We advise people in the UK that they are supposed to set their clocks back incorrectly.
The Piece on the Fleet Special Show [ 1:04:19 | 29.45 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1064)Crazy Fucker has been drunk dialing Carlito at 3 am, we play the voice mail hes been leaving us. Burger King franchisees are suing over losses resulting from the $1 Double Cheesburger promotion. We chew the fat with Big Megan at the Burger King.
Carlito discusses microwaved bananas. The ranch dressing tastes kinda tangy. Carlito talks about invoking Malcolm X during a conversation about the Jay Z/Beanie Siegel beef on Shade 45. Carlito is going to microwave a soda can in a convenience store.
We have a long conversation with a kabob place. Vagina T. Asshole is calling a hotel in China. Summer Bigjohnson gets hung up on. We make some calls to Iran. Carlito tries to convince a lady in the UK that he can talk to her hearing impaired husband.
We are suing a restaurant after a wallet has been stolen from our table. Another restaurant denies that they have colored people working there. An angry Israeli threatens Carlito. A Jewish-American lawyer is foreclosing on a house in the UK.
White people are making too much noise in Massachusetts. We argue over a quote on a tattoo. Carlito incorporates kanye’s outburst at the VMA’s in some calls to the UK. A Jin stewart imposter joins us. We keep bothering a restaurant for a pizza machine.
We discuss the balloon boy, Paul Bearer and the death of Lou Albano. A movie star is hitting on a waitress in Vietnam, wants to spank her and marry her to give her American citizenship. Valente prank calls the North Korean embassy in Singapore.
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