Having Another Fit

We call back Cory in casino security and have another fit. This time he refuses to acknowledge his own name.

Unlicensed Toilet

An old man in the UK has been running his toilet without the proper permits for more than 50 years.

Having a Fit

Valente orders Big Deloris at the casino desk to transfer him to a man only. We then get into an argument with a female pit boss. Finally Carlito has a fit on the phone with Cory in security.

Only $50 to Spend

We call America’s Favorite Liquor Store back with only $50 to spend.

Get A Life

Hollywood Vanja guest stars on this prank to a very anxious sounding guy at a restaurant.

Don’t Call Me Asshole

A Malaysian casino pit boss doesn’t like to be called asshole.

Everybody Like the Liquor Store

Carlito makes several calls to everyone’s favorite liquor store.

No Free Grand Slam for Jack

Jack Masterson wakes up too late and is denied a free Grand Slam from Denny’s.

Bruno Anthology

Bruno, the front desk attendant at a hotel in Paris, takes offense to being called a monkey.

Japanese Pizza Order

A guy taking orders at a pizza restaurant in Japan will say just about anything…

Homa-sexual Hotel Iran

Carlito argues with a historically anti-semetic/anti-American hotel in Tehran, Iran.

The Man Pants

Valente goes up the female corporate ladder while issuing complaints about his steak.

In Every Hole

Carlito loses his debit card. We have fun ordering pizza from a gullible japanese gentleman who will repeat anything he is told. A slow Iranian curses every single hole on Carlito’s sister. Valente makes very inappropriate statements over the phone.

A-hole

Valente is calling in an issue with his ham radio machine. A construction company is interfering with Valente’s yellow Nextels. Gordon Brown is losing the Puerto Rican vote. We blame restaurant staff for a stolen wallet.

The White Boy Show

White Boy Chris goes nuts hitting buttons on the phone, then keeps saying um. Carlito’s son left the house drunk and angry after a restaurant wouldn’t pick up the phone, we’re holding them responsible if he gets in an accident.

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