iPhone Machine
This lady does not have our iPhone machine, regardless of whatever wacky proof Carlito is trying to come up with.
I’m Scared, I Need Help
Garson Debramalo is calling for his samples. We ask a Christian bookstore who would win in a fight: Abraham Lincoln or Jesus. We create an international fracas among the Jehovas Witnesses.
Sep 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Pope is Not Welcome in the UK
We are not in favor of the Pope’s trip to the UK. Garson ‘hollas’ at Big Booty Brenda. Carlito is complaining to the BBC again. It’s too late for coach to come to the park for an impromptu ball game.
Sep 17, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
No, YOU’RE a Horse’s Asses Ass!
How do you work the Icee machine at Wawa? Carlito isn’t calling Hooters to talk to men. We are going to order pay-per-view at a sports bar with our own remote and without permission. Cross’ neighbor is blasting his TV, we call the BBC direct to turn the volume down.
Sep 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lisa Frank Pencils
We chat with our friend Charlie again in Honoruru. Carlito keeps the grocery store on the line regarding a long and drawn-out complaint about racial slurs and Lisa Frank stationary. The BBC switchboard doesn’t take well to Carlito’s American attitude.
Sep 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
House Negroes and Field Negroes
Carlito, inspired by Malcolm X speeches, compares house and field negroes. We keep asking the black lady at the grocery store how to make collard greens. Carlito inquires on the complete digestive process of eating fried chicken. Finally, we speak Welsh.
Aug 19, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Honoruru
We hit up Honoruru, HI on the conference bridge with Zolar, Tuck, Evil Artie and other listeners. Check out our first calls to the angry Asian guy at the Inn in Honoruru. An autistic kid has been harassed by a donut shop in Guam.
Aug 11, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Star-0-Hash, 6-1-1
The embassy has directed Carlito to a lady for cupcake catering in Australia…hours away from where the actual event is going to be held. Tom Cruise is the Jesus of Scientology. Women don’t like to be told they are “being sassy”. International Business Telephone Machines is calling the UK with wake up calls, weather reports and the joke of the week.
Jul 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Whipped Cream and Thighs
We chat it up with an Indian place that was reported in a UK newspaper for having a high fecal content in their food. Carlito was raped by a Bigfoot creature and he calls a fellow Bigfoot encounter survivor on the issue. Carlito wants whipped cream and a nice pair of thighs to lick it off of.
Jul 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
You Are Different
Milkman joins in via telephone as we harass a magician’s convention and explain how the people running the kabob restaurant are different.
Jul 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Get Off, Piss Off
A kebob place use reverse psychology on us and place a complaint with Carlito’s supervisor. Then the manager refuses to fulfill our order because of our attitude.
Jul 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Time For F*ck
An Aussie has been opted-in for sports updates. We discuss the blunders of Dan Rather and the classic Captain Janks vs Peter Jennings “I See OJ” prank call. Germany loses to Spain in the World Cup, we call around Germany to rub it in their face. We call the andgry kabob place again. It’s time for fuck on the gay line.
Jul 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jun 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Iranian Holes
An Iranian takes offense at being accused of having an epilepsy or being a little slow. He then advises that he is going to have his way with Carlito’s sister.
Jun 19, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
My Little Chicken
Carlito calls the former Soviet Union, where the guy in hotel reservations says he is whatever we say, even a chicken.
Jun 10, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
