Madhouse Hijack
Madhouse LIVE is hijacked by the Phone Losers.
Carlito and the gang get our old bus driving friend very upset tonight. An asian man doesn’t speak good English – until we start cussing. More UK wake up calls and some pranks by Richard and Sal.
Carlito calls “the house of Windor” in London requesting tickets for the upcoming royal wedding. Somehow Mr. Windsor ends up opting out of the call circle machine before crawling on the floor looking for a trapped pet chicken. Edit by Big Baz.
Carlito’s idea of parkour is throwing someone off of a roof into a dumpster. A Korean man does not want to part with his pants. Carlito insists that his roommates sit when they pee. We follow up on our horse event in Guam. Snow samples from the UK.
Carlito and the Milkman horse around on Thanksgiving night. Someone touched a horse in Guam. Black Friday door buster calls about size 52 jeans and horse machines. Carlito hunts down Bruno from last years Thanksgiving show and calls his wife a horse in the process.
A Citgo manager hasn’t washed his hands. We celebrate the 200th anniversary of the Berners Street Hoax with chimney sweepers and a piano delivery. A pet is trapped in the dark after Carlito’s wake up call to the UK.
Reclude goes toe to toe with the owner of a racist junk removal who is going to pick us like a refrigerator and drag us to the jail steps. Edit by Baz.
Cross is at the grocery store getting ready to flush an organic chicken down the toilet. Palestine is for the Palestinians. Carlito goes off on the assholes at Syndicate Radio. Wake up calls to men with girls names in the UK.
We discuss the results of the mid term election. Carlito needs cheap Mexican labor to fix toilets. We trick the Honoruru Inn guy into making a $3000 Pepsi order. Valente is calling in a water damage report. An old gay guy refuses to get on the toilet.
Evil Arite is in studio. Carlito gets told to shut up. We try to redeem a coupon for a free meal from 1997. Zolar brings us up to speed on his involvement with the Obama streaking incident. Dadead and Prankmaster also check in. UK wake up calls round out the evening as usual.
Carlito doesn’t want pineapple on his steak meats. Cross is running into trouble ordering a gristle sandwich from the Texas Roadhouse. Several UK wakeup calls from International Business Telephone Machines round out the evening.
Richie Randall’s Buick was impounded by his girlfriend Francine on Thanksgiving Night. A salvage yard owner refuses to let Richie get his car back until the next morning. Prank by Reclude.
Carlito keeps asking restaurants to shit in the oven. We ask an Estonian woman how to say “See you in 12 months” in her language. A smattering of UK wake up calls.
Carlito has all sorts of odd questions for an Australian sexual health line. Is it Holland or the Netherlands? Someone complains about their pizza on Twitter, we call his Mom and accuse her of being a diabetic.