The Blind Pranker
Carlito has lost his vision. We prank the BBC and pull a Captain Janks. Carlito is too fat to ride a pony. There are no openings on the doll we want to purchase.
Crackers in the Bed
Carlito stuffs his face while ordering pizza, confuses the general managers. We start a big mess with room 112 in the UK. Valente is reading a telemarketers script at 5 in the morning.
Sep 15, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Picture Me Rollin
Milkman and Carlito discuss Obama’s address and the new terror threat. Cross is suing a telemarketer…before he even starts his job. Ted and Carlito wake up the UK, are implored to repent by the blood of Jesus.
Sep 08, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
When the Bananas Cry
Jose puts his ass cheeks on the grill. Officer Gonzales is going to track our number down. We discuss DC’s new 52 reboot.
Sep 02, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
I’m Back
Carlito returns from medical leave. The Honoruru Inn guy sends us back to the doctor. Evil Artie is annoying as usual. Carlito asks a pharmacist about his restroom details.
Aug 28, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Washing Hands at the Citgo
Cross with International Business Machines and Health inspections is calling a Citgo station regarding a lack of hand washing.
Jun 25, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Honoruru Inn #3
Our friend Charlie is not interested in a new restaurant review in the local newspaper.
Jun 22, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Honoruru Inn #2
Our friend Charlie at the Honoruru Inn gets very upset when we trick him into making a $3000+ Pepsi order.
May 30, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Important Health Update
RBCP hosts the show and interviews Carlito on his recent health issues which have kept Madhouse LIVE off the air. We follow up with calls accusing people who have new phone numbers. A cactus expert published a recipe which lead to Carlito’s hospitalization.
May 12, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
The Neighborhood Watch Association
Carlito, Tuck and Brandon are live from the rebuilt Madhouse studio. An odd pizza order takes an even odder turn. Evil Artie calls in from WalMart. Some UK wake up calls in search of tickets to the Royal Wedding.
Mar 03, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Pizza Complaint
A customer has a bad pizza experience and complains on Twitter, we call his mother to straighten things out. Idea submitted by RBCP and the Phone Loser jerks.
Feb 21, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
I’ve Already Informed Corporate About You
We check in with the Macaroni Grill from the last show as well as with our friend from the Honoruru Inn again. A manager with a girl’s name is written up. Carlito is moving the hotel room TV to the bathroom.
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Fake Rubber Boob
Carlito, Milkman, Kokanee and the gang play with rubber boobs all night. Cross has complaints to a Macaroni Grill after being put on perma-hold. Carlito wants to cut people’s nice hair and wear it like a wig. We get a callback from someone with a girls name. Andy checks in and harasses the Milkman.
Dec 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
