Jin gets the owner of a Turkish restaurant angry. Jack Masterson wants anonymous gay sex in the gym sauna. Carlito’s horse won’t perform after Australian kids threw apples at it. We are shutting down the streets of Aberdeen due to strong winds.
We track down Earnie from the last horse show. Valente is flying a mobile home with awnings for wings into West Germany. We speak silly nonsense to China.
A guy at a restaurant hesitates to answer private information about the business as Carlito and his legal team are preparing a law suit.
Jin Stewart returns to Madhouse after a long sabbatical. Carlito demands legal information from a restaurant for his lawsuit. We badger Indians and Greeks with curse words. Carlito pranks the Soviet Union.
Joe didn’t inform Carlito that there was a Thursday night NFL game. Customers should treat the manager with respect. Father McQuarters is waking up the UK for an emergency prayer. Carlito wants a panty soup.
Roy got angry and kicked some guys Audi for no reason. Someone was looking at Jack while he was in the truck stop bathroom. Adult resort doesn’t mean you can leave your door open while you get naked. Honoruru Charlie teaches us some more Chinese curses. Carlito is getting his face blown off again.
A furry has pooped in front of Carlito’s son in a parking lot. Bubba Johnson is trying to get a dancing gig at a strip club. Ordering pancakes takes a hostile turn. An Indian restaurant curses Carlito out.
We need an earnings report before ordering a mop. Cross is causing trouble while ordering a new oven. A gypsy is looking to park his caravan in someones yard. We follow up on how long it took to use the toilet after eating fried rice.
It is ridiculous to ask how soon you will need to use the bathroom after eating fried rice.
Carlito goes the distance for some cheap aus jus. It is ridiculous to ask how soon you will need to use the bathroom after eating fried rice. We bother some more infomercial lines. Carlito needs to book a hotel room in Austria for himself and his horse.
Carlito is in a bad mood. We keep bothering a call center after seeing an infomercial for a steam mop. Charlie is amused that Cross is dying of cancer. The local Kinkos will not do our Spanish report for us.
We mess with people responding to an ad for free furniture. A misdial leads to Carlito getting his balls blown off by an angry redneck. A couple of five percenters debate with Carlito over religion and the white man.
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