Milkman Zzzzzz
We give Charlie a good scare when the embassy calls saying his daughter is in jail overseas. Milkman falls asleep on the air. A gay diner adds glitter to their ham and eggs. A UK man ordered a prostitute while on holiday in Florida.
Banana Leaves Wrapped With Rubber Bands
The Turkish Horse gets upset again when International Business Machines claims he owes money on a credit card terminal machine he hasn’t paid for. Carlito wants French boys to take their shirts off in order to get more comfortable. We trick several convenience stores into shutting their power off at the circuit breaker.
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We are confusing a pizza place again, this time by trying to reverse an unauthorized discount. Cross is offended by the Zappos and their joke of the day. We are performing a satanic angel sacrifice.
Aug 23, 2012 | 2 comments | View Post
Go Boil Your Head
Carlito is upset with Wendys after hearing music over the drive-thru headset. Yet another Indian gets on Carlito’s bad side after arguing over the Caste System. The usual UK wakeup call shenanigans round out the night.
Aug 09, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Indians Run The Country
AMD and Carlito order a pizza place to shut down when their delivery drivers smell like alcohol. A British guy goes head to head with Carlito and sandbags him during a prank. We are shutting the gas pipe machines down in the UK. Americans just sit on their asses eating potatoes and drinking Diet Coke according to an Indian restaurant owner.
Aug 02, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
7 Year Madhouse Anniversary Show Machine
It’s the 7 year anniversary of Madhouse Radio! Jin Stewart, Zolar and Hollywood Vanja join the fray as we perform some live pranks to celebrate and countdown the top 5 calls of the 6th season.
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Jul 26, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
The King of Thailand is an Asshole
Carlito talks a Chinese restaurant into cooking a secret dish of cow penis. It is a grave offense to insult the King of Thailand, we call Thailand to push the envelope on the matter. Carlito explains how he microwaved a turd at a house party when he was in high school.
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Jul 12, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
How Many Penises On This Computer?
Cross is working overtime repairing an old lady’s computer and finds several penises on it.
Jul 03, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
The Subject is Breakfast
We return after a 2 month break. Cross is working overtime fixing computers and finding penises on them. We are calling the UK to place breakfast orders from people who are just waking up. Carlito waited 2 hours to eat his take out food and is now complaining that his steak is cold. Artie has met yet another weird girl.
Jul 01, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
He Was Speaking Spanish This Whole Time
Riley martin doesn’t want to talk to Cross about Malcolm X being in a spaceship. Carlito is calling a plumber to help with the aftermath of his toilet fetish. We are sending out the mobile voting machine for people who failed to vote in time in the UK.
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May 03, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Toilet Flushing Show
Big changes after the events of last weeks show. A woman posted an ad seeking building materials on Craigslist, we offer several toilets. We are watching water usage in the UK again, air in the system leads to us ordering people to flush their toilets.
Apr 26, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
We’re Not Playing Games
International Business Machines wants to hire an Indian guy’s pretty wife. Carlito threatens to beat his girlfriend up if an old man doesn’t give his name up. An old lady in the UK keeps repeating her digits. Milkman get serious.
Apr 19, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Put Two and Two Together
Carlito is booking a room at the UK hospital. We’re watching room 1110 on the computer machine and the guest is flushing the toilet way too much. A massage parlor in Guam won’t discuss one handed massages whilst an Australian one offers hand relief right off the top.
Apr 12, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Cobblers
Some Indians get upset at Carlito’s usual antics. Cross insults an OK Cupid user and her mother. Drought conditions have forced the UK government to enact emergency powers and grant control of the water machines to the Blue Waffle company.
Apr 05, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
You Just Barked Up the Wrong Tree
Samantha and Carlito complain after they find fingernails in their food. More hilarious pizza delivery calls. Carlito is defeated in court by the Welsh after several objections.
