Asian Spaces
An Asian guy just keeps saying “Huh, Wah, Hah” when taking a Chinese food spaces order.
An Asian guy just keeps saying “Huh, Wah, Hah” when taking a Chinese food spaces order.
A guy gets really upset when Carlito lets a F-bomb slip, keeps asking if he’s alright. Evil Artie contributes by ruining the call with his coughing and lack of decorum.
Carlito gets upset with a hotel clerk after being put on hold without answering if he will hold first. Eventually he is asking her to apologize for just about everything.
Carlito gets in big trouble for being hostile while pranking an anger management crisis line, Hollywood Vanja follows up to figure out what is going on.
Carlito takes to the air during Superstorm Sandy and closes down a few convenience stores for the night, tries to buy inflatable furniture for his flooded house and Jack Masterson loses his pants and is locked out of an airport during the storm.
A car owner, his wife and his father argue with Roy after they find a note on a car at Wal*Mart.
Carlito orders a Brisith lady to check her toilets – all 6 of them. More calls to irate layaway customers. A random Indian guy gets very upset when we order food from him.
Schlomo the Gay Puerto Rican is calling a kosher restaurant to get meal ideas for his attempts to seduce a Rabbi. Carlito is asking weird questions regarding a granny-sitting job. We are looking for possible relatives of Jimmy Savile to join a Grand Master Lawsuit.
Cross burns the interior of a car at the service department after smoking in it, he calls the owner back to give her a quote for repair. Carlito is conducting biased political surveys with voters late at night. More toilet bowl temperature checks.
Carlito is going to pay a martial arts master to tou4ch and kick him. Carlito gets a lady to put her hand in the toilet. Eddie Garcia is back and all up in here.
Carlito talks a guy down on the price for a classic copy of our favorite racist book – then threatens to hit him with it in the head. Jin shows us how to change your mind when ordering food AFTER they have cooked it for you. More troubles with the UK water machines.
Milkman upsets the epileptic Zappos girl when he accuses her over being on her monthly. An elderly man is not interested in his prize of adult movies. An old lady is willing to share her daughters funky scrubs and panties. More hijinks with computer repair customers.
Jin calls a Ugandan consulate to complain about a deviant movie they sent to the British embassy. The Turkish Horse is going to blow our brains out. We cancel the deposits on layaway orders after we got high and horsed around in the back room.
Here’s a new Madhouse promo spot, the first one in over 4 years. This is one of three new special promos being released this fall in celebration of our newly designed website.