Asian Spaces

An Asian guy just keeps saying “Huh, Wah, Hah” when taking a Chinese food spaces order.

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Are You Alright?

A guy gets really upset when Carlito lets a F-bomb slip, keeps asking if he’s alright.  Evil Artie contributes by ruining the call with his coughing and lack of decorum.

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Apologize For All Of That

Carlito gets upset with a hotel clerk after being put on hold without answering if he will hold first.  Eventually he is asking her to apologize for just about everything.

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Anger Management

Carlito gets in big trouble for being hostile while pranking an anger management crisis line,  Hollywood Vanja follows up to figure out what is going on.

Amsterdam Hotel Jerk

A hotel clerk in Amsterdam is rude to Carlito, and rightly so.

Hurricane Scared Show – 10/29/12

Carlito takes to the air during Superstorm Sandy and closes down a few convenience stores for the night, tries to buy inflatable furniture for his flooded house and Jack Masterson loses his pants and is locked out of an airport during the storm.

God Damn You

A car owner, his wife and his father argue with Roy after they find a note on a car at Wal*Mart.

I Have Six Toilets – 10/25/12 Show

Carlito orders a Brisith lady to check her toilets – all 6 of them.  More calls to irate layaway customers.  A random Indian guy gets very upset when we order food from him.

He’s Not My Uncle – 10/18/12 Show

Schlomo the Gay Puerto Rican is calling a kosher restaurant to get meal ideas for his attempts to seduce a Rabbi.  Carlito is asking weird questions regarding a granny-sitting job.  We are looking for possible relatives of Jimmy Savile to join a Grand Master Lawsuit.

Your Car Is Now On Fire – 10/11/12 Show

Cross burns the interior of a car at the service department after smoking in it, he calls the owner back to give her a quote for repair.  Carlito is conducting biased political surveys with voters late at night.  More toilet bowl temperature checks.

Is the Water Hot or Cold? – 10/4/12 Show

 

Carlito is going to pay a martial arts master to tou4ch and kick him. Carlito gets a lady to put her hand in the toilet. Eddie Garcia is back and all up in here.

No, YOU Shut Up! – 9/27/12 Show

Carlito talks a guy down on the price for a classic copy of our favorite racist book – then threatens to hit him with it in the head.  Jin shows us how to change your mind when ordering food AFTER they have cooked it for you.  More troubles with the UK water machines.

The Recipe For Making Love

Milkman upsets the epileptic Zappos girl when he accuses her over being on her monthly.  An elderly man is not interested in his prize of adult movies.  An old lady is willing to share her daughters funky scrubs and panties.  More hijinks with computer repair customers.

The Poo Poo Show

Jin calls a Ugandan consulate to complain about a deviant movie they sent to the British embassy. The Turkish Horse is going to blow our brains out. We cancel the deposits on layaway orders after we got high and horsed around in the back room.

Not Playing Games – Madhouse Promo 2012

Here’s a new Madhouse promo spot, the first one in over 4 years.  This is one of three new special promos being released this fall in celebration of our newly designed website.

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