Don’t Call Me Asshole (Call)

An Asian casino pit boss takes great offense when Carlito says he’s an asshole.

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Feminine Products – featuring Zolar

Carlito and Zolar team up for some hotel prank calls regarding feminine products.

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Emergency Prayer Circle

Carlito is trying to shut down a bar against their will in order to organize an emergency prayer circle for Artie Lange.

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Don’t Call Again!

Carlito greatly upsets an old-aged British pensioner who starts yelling and holding buttons down on the phone.

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Do You Have Some Paper?

Carlito keeps a restaurant worker on the line to talk about nonsense.

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Do You Have Big Girls?

Carlito calls an escort service to set up a date with a big girl.

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Disgusting

A restaurant owner gets VERY pissed when Carlito calls Afghan-Mediterranean food disgusting.

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Dirty Clothing

There’s no reason that menstruating women won’t try on a male pair of jeans at a clothing store.

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Denny’s Call #3 (No Free Grand Slam for Jack)

Big Jack Masterson woke up too late for Denny’s annual free Grand Slam event.  All his begging won’t help him get one on the house still.

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Denny’s Call #2 (Dagwood Sandwich)

Carlito is upset that the breakfast Dagwood sandwich was taken off the Denny’s menu.

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Denny’s Call #1 (Thanksgiving)

Carlito gives Denny’s a hard time on Thanksgiving night.

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D&D Priest

Carlito has some ideas for a Dungeon and Dragons character to discuss with a comic book store, they later track him down.

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Compton Pizza

Carlito has a debate with a pizza place in Compton, CA.

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Cobra Security (Zone 2)

A legendary Madhouse prank call with Valente and Assoicates complaining about the alarm in zone 2 going off.  A stuttering lawyer gets involved as well as his bumbling mother.

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Clean Toilets For America

Waking up the UK to have an American toilet cleaned

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