Artie Had a Bisexual Threesome – 12/6/12

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Artie and Milkman both share their recent homosexual experiences with us. A man gets upset when Carlito wants to personally train his wife to use an iPhone. Jack Masterson is upset that Planet Fitness is limiting the amount of free pizza he can eat on free pizza Mondays.

No Sushi Party – 11/29/12

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An Indian restaurant gets very upset when Carlito cancels his food order at the last minute.  A hillbilly lady isn’t interested in having a sushi party in order to sell some furniture.  A stupid autistic kid won’t shut up in the background.

I Fry You Penis – 11/24/12

Our long awaited Madhouse Radio episode from November 24th 2012. An Asian woman threatens to fry up our penises. Homemade Mexican salsa is not a Craigslist codeword for homegrown weed.

The Horse Strikes Back – Thanksgiving 2012 Show

stooge_turkeyDadead shares the details on the loss of his virginity with us.  We track down are horse friend in Guam for a third year in a row.  Countless Black Friday prank calls into the wee hours of the night.

Footlocker Lawsuit

Carlito is going to sue everybody after he got scared of fireworks, crapped his shorts and sneakers, slipped and fell.

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Hostile Donut Man

Carlito and Andy argue with an angry Muslim donut kid.

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Grits

A prank call to a convenience store about grits.

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I Need An Address

Carlito hacks an answering machine, gets a number for a job applicant, calls and offers him a job but won’t give him an address.

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Free Tires

Carlito calls New Zealand and mistakes a radio commercial while on hold for a free offer of tires.

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Furries Are Banded From Here

Furries have been “banded” from the gaming store, they retaliate by shitting in the parking lot.

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Big Agnes Horse Thief – 11/8/12 Show

Bill Bollocks is an effeminate photo lab manager who is calling customers that take too long to pick up their prints.  We make some calls to Puerto Rico about holes.  More SKU number hijinks at Zappos.

Two in the Pink, One in the Stink – 11/3/12

 

The entire crew gets in on the action after Brent Westwood offends yet another layaway customer.  Jin learns about “The Shocker” for the first time.  Carlito has a fetish dealing with touching and kissing life-sized wood statutes.

Fooey on You

Fooey on Carlito for calling to order pig feces too late.

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Find My Wallet!

Carlito commands an old lady to look for his wallet, gets upset at the assistant manager.

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Flower Shop

Carlito implicates a flower shop answering attendant of being mean and using racial slurs.

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