Carlito goes the distance for some cheap aus jus. It is ridiculous to ask how soon you will need to use the bathroom after eating fried rice. We bother some more infomercial lines. Carlito needs to book a hotel room in Austria for himself and his horse.
Carlito is in a bad mood. We keep bothering a call center after seeing an infomercial for a steam mop. Charlie is amused that Cross is dying of cancer. The local Kinkos will not do our Spanish report for us.
We mess with people responding to an ad for free furniture. A misdial leads to Carlito getting his balls blown off by an angry redneck. A couple of five percenters debate with Carlito over religion and the white man.
Carlito has lost his vision. We prank the BBC and pull a Captain Janks. Carlito is too fat to ride a pony. There are no openings on the doll we want to purchase.
Carlito stuffs his face while ordering pizza, confuses the general managers. We start a big mess with room 112 in the UK. Valente is reading a telemarketers script at 5 in the morning.
Milkman and Carlito discuss Obama’s address and the new terror threat. Cross is suing a telemarketer…before he even starts his job. Ted and Carlito wake up the UK, are implored to repent by the blood of Jesus.
Jose puts his ass cheeks on the grill. Officer Gonzales is going to track our number down. We discuss DC’s new 52 reboot.
Carlito returns from medical leave. The Honoruru Inn guy sends us back to the doctor. Evil Artie is annoying as usual. Carlito asks a pharmacist about his restroom details.
RBCP hosts the show and interviews Carlito on his recent health issues which have kept Madhouse LIVE off the air. We follow up with calls accusing people who have new phone numbers. A cactus expert published a recipe which lead to Carlito’s hospitalization.
Carlito, Tuck and Brandon are live from the rebuilt Madhouse studio. An odd pizza order takes an even odder turn. Evil Artie calls in from WalMart. Some UK wake up calls in search of tickets to the Royal Wedding.
We check in with the Macaroni Grill from the last show as well as with our friend from the Honoruru Inn again. A manager with a girl’s name is written up. Carlito is moving the hotel room TV to the bathroom.
Carlito, Milkman, Kokanee and the gang play with rubber boobs all night. Cross has complaints to a Macaroni Grill after being put on perma-hold. Carlito wants to cut people’s nice hair and wear it like a wig. We get a callback from someone with a girls name. Andy checks in and harasses the Milkman.
Carlito and the gang get our old bus driving friend very upset tonight. An asian man doesn’t speak good English – until we start cussing. More UK wake up calls and some pranks by Richard and Sal.
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