A T-Mobile rep is promoting their new safety feature: an alarm that goes off when colored people enter their stores. Carlito wants to train racist horses and dogs. A Pole falls for the oldest Polak joke in the book. A man is irate when asked to apologize for being rude to UK Ted.
Indians are getting all upset at Carlito again. Jack Masterson returns and he becomes demonically posessed when he is refused a garbage bag filled with FRENCH FRIES. Carlito wants to take suggestive photos at Ikea before purchasing an iPhone machine. More of them crazy UK wake up calls.
A lawyer gets involved when Jose threatens to charge a daily $50 late fee on photos that haven’t been paid for. Carlito explains how the martial arts teaches students to pray to the dragon and the devil for magical powers. We are calling the UK and Scotland to say hi. An Xbox gamer gets upset when accused of piracy.
Calls to Indian restaurants go nowhere. A Chicago drug dealer is going to fuck Carlito up. Ted is ordering Italian food from 7-11. It is British custom to genuflect for the King and offer your naked bottom to him if he wishes.
We catch up with the Angry Asiatic Black Men again…for almost an hour. We also catch up with Romeo from the Macaroni Grill. Carlito had his phone number stolen from him. The National Train Administration is invoking imminent domain in the UK to build a new high speed train.
RBCP social engineers some data and Carlito pranks people waiting on pizza deliveries. In the process we shock customer with the introduction of hotel fees, high risk delivery deposits and requests for insurance information. Some Olympics related UK wake up calls.
Carlito gives his condolences to a North Korean embassy over the death of Kim Jong Il. Evil Artie almost kills a girl. Jin makes angry calls to an elevator company, a girl selling a blender and people in the UK. We call a new McDonald’s employee and ask her for her bra size for a uniform fitting. And the worst Christmas caroling you’ve ever heard.
Carlito touches base with the Turkish Horse again. Evil Artie makes a racist call to a Popeyes. Silly calls to the infomercial lines.
Jin gets the owner of a Turkish restaurant angry. Jack Masterson wants anonymous gay sex in the gym sauna. Carlito’s horse won’t perform after Australian kids threw apples at it. We are shutting down the streets of Aberdeen due to strong winds.
We track down Earnie from the last horse show. Valente is flying a mobile home with awnings for wings into West Germany. We speak silly nonsense to China.
Jin Stewart returns to Madhouse after a long sabbatical. Carlito demands legal information from a restaurant for his lawsuit. We badger Indians and Greeks with curse words. Carlito pranks the Soviet Union.
Joe didn’t inform Carlito that there was a Thursday night NFL game. Customers should treat the manager with respect. Father McQuarters is waking up the UK for an emergency prayer. Carlito wants a panty soup.
Roy got angry and kicked some guys Audi for no reason. Someone was looking at Jack while he was in the truck stop bathroom. Adult resort doesn’t mean you can leave your door open while you get naked. Honoruru Charlie teaches us some more Chinese curses. Carlito is getting his face blown off again.
A furry has pooped in front of Carlito’s son in a parking lot. Bubba Johnson is trying to get a dancing gig at a strip club. Ordering pancakes takes a hostile turn. An Indian restaurant curses Carlito out.
We need an earnings report before ordering a mop. Cross is causing trouble while ordering a new oven. A gypsy is looking to park his caravan in someones yard. We follow up on how long it took to use the toilet after eating fried rice.
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