AMD and Carlito order a pizza place to shut down when their delivery drivers smell like alcohol. A British guy goes head to head with Carlito and sandbags him during a prank. We are shutting the gas pipe machines down in the UK. Americans just sit on their asses eating potatoes and drinking Diet Coke according to an Indian restaurant owner.
It’s the 7 year anniversary of Madhouse Radio! Jin Stewart, Zolar and Hollywood Vanja join the fray as we perform some live pranks to celebrate and countdown the top 5 calls of the 6th season.
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Carlito talks a Chinese restaurant into cooking a secret dish of cow penis. It is a grave offense to insult the King of Thailand, we call Thailand to push the envelope on the matter. Carlito explains how he microwaved a turd at a house party when he was in high school.
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We return after a 2 month break. Cross is working overtime fixing computers and finding penises on them. We are calling the UK to place breakfast orders from people who are just waking up. Carlito waited 2 hours to eat his take out food and is now complaining that his steak is cold. Artie has met yet another weird girl.
Riley martin doesn’t want to talk to Cross about Malcolm X being in a spaceship. Carlito is calling a plumber to help with the aftermath of his toilet fetish. We are sending out the mobile voting machine for people who failed to vote in time in the UK.
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Big changes after the events of last weeks show. A woman posted an ad seeking building materials on Craigslist, we offer several toilets. We are watching water usage in the UK again, air in the system leads to us ordering people to flush their toilets.
International Business Machines wants to hire an Indian guy’s pretty wife. Carlito threatens to beat his girlfriend up if an old man doesn’t give his name up. An old lady in the UK keeps repeating her digits. Milkman get serious.
Carlito is booking a room at the UK hospital. We’re watching room 1110 on the computer machine and the guest is flushing the toilet way too much. A massage parlor in Guam won’t discuss one handed massages whilst an Australian one offers hand relief right off the top.
Some Indians get upset at Carlito’s usual antics. Cross insults an OK Cupid user and her mother. Drought conditions have forced the UK government to enact emergency powers and grant control of the water machines to the Blue Waffle company.
Samantha and Carlito complain after they find fingernails in their food. More hilarious pizza delivery calls. Carlito is defeated in court by the Welsh after several objections.
Milkman is still getting laid. Lexy gave out her parents phone number on Twitter, we call to offer her mom meat and a movie. Carlito and an American flag were disrespected at an Olive Garden. We keep waking up people in the UK and asking them to kiss each other on the phone.
Milkman gets head from a Bulgarian hooker. We are calling from the bank regarding a horse loan. The man that makes the steaks was rude to Carlito. Wake up calls from the British Office of Time Management and the United Kingdom Decency Association.
Exponential Indian restaurant orders go nowhere. Carlito needs the dimensions of a hotel conference room for a horse conference. Wolf Blitzer is coming to stay in the Iranian for something big. We talk about the history of the prank call game.
Cross is accusing a Cuban ice cream shop of laundering money and not paying on a debt. We want to know if the hotel has a limit on flushing. KDK joins Madhouse for the first time in years for some UK wake up calls. Carlito tricks the angry Asiatics into going to a shock website again.
Carlito gets high off of God damn bath salts and kicks another God damned car. This time he’s not getting away with scamming the God damned owner God dammit. Uncle Tom wants Carlito to come on down! Honolulu Charlie accepts his victory on the most recent Madhouse poll. Scotland has some new regulations regarding toilet flushing.
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