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2009-02-19 Show

Carlito is joined by Zolar and Evil Artie in studio. Reclude doesnt agree with eating in the bathroom. Richie Randall is becoming psychotic, threatens to rub a womans face into a jukebox. Gary Busey wants to talk to a famous movie producer. Ralph Littlejohn goes to Chilis, gets upset when a white guy with shoes and hair throws out his leftovers. Carlito and Artie leave the studio and go on a 1am roadtrip to Wendys live on the air. Milkman is too senile to realize they cant hear him outside of the studio. Carlito is joined by Zolar and Evil Artie in studio. Reclude doesnt agree with eating in the bathroom. Richie Randall is becoming psychotic, threatens to rub a womans face into a jukebox. Gary Busey wants to talk to a famous movie producer. Ralph Littlejohn goes to Chilis, gets upset when a white guy with shoes and hair throws out his leftovers. Carlito and Artie leave the studio and go on a 1am roadtrip to Wendys live on the air. Milkman is too senile to realize they cant hear him outside of the studio.

2009-02-19 Show [ 2:41:43 | 74.03 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (675)

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2009-01-29 Show

We revisit a Cuban restaraunt. Carlito discusses his stories on unemployment benefits and miserable jobs. Milkman heard about the clown car vagina with the octuplets this week. We call a Greek restaraunt and confuse baklava with malaka, a Greek curse meaning jerk-off. Reclude and Carlito discuss Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic.

2009-01-29 Show [ 1:59:38 | 54.77 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (728)

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2009-01-08 Show

Milkman is late again and Carlito is fed up with it. Carlito calls McDonalds to complain about Burger King – demands that the girls tell him what their functions are. Fast food talk with Tuck. More bahn chod prank calls to Indians. One upset Indian cook asks for Carlitos personal references. Another orders him to put the phone down.

2009-01-08 Show [ 1:53:18 | 51.87 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (853)

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2008-12-26 Show

Carlito is joined by Hollywood Vanja on the morning after Christmas. Together, they call several stores such as Walmart and Best Buy during one of the busiest days of the year and present odd cases for gift returns.

2008-12-26 Show [ 1:50:44 | 50.69 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1160)

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2008-12-18 Show

Historic Madhouse show, Carlitos studio gets shut down by the police hence the short length and sudden cut off. Hollywood visited a fast food joint that ran out of meat earlier in the day, he calls back and informs them to close for the night and apparently they do. An anger management line is not amused with Carlito and Hollywood.

2008-12-18 Show [ 44:49 | 20.52 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1251)

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2008-12-15 Show

Ralph Littlejohn confuses a newspapers advertisement for a job posting. Jack Valente applies for a voice acting job by making racially stereotypical jokes using a voice changer. Dr. Nargas finally speaks to someone regarding the job in Jacksonville. Carlito keeps hitting 0 on a receptionist. Security guards don’t officially condone racial profiling.

2008-12-15 Show [ 2:06:11 | 57.76 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1137)

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2008-12-11 Show

Reclude creeps everyone out when he voices a guy trying to set up a rendezvous with a young lady at the gas station. The Mecca restaurant doesn’t serve lamb but Jack Valentes stool sample says otherwise. Rotisserie Wallace is trying to book performing chimps to appear as extras in his fabricated, stolen sex tape. We have a piece of french toast that says you ain’t gonna do shit.

2008-12-11 Show [ 2:26:33 | 67.09 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (868)

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2008-12-08 Show

Has our friend at the diner died in a car accident? Hollywood cant convince the staff to join him in prayer. A divorcee to be sounds like she might take Carlito up on a date offer. Sassy + Sexy = Sessy. Dr Nargas is looking for work in Jacksonville. A math tutor becomes a guitar tutor all of a sudden. A recently widowed lady is not trying to sell Hollywood her late husbads dresses.

2008-12-08 Show [ 1:33:07 | 42.63 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (777)

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2008-12-04 Show

Carlito tries to force a lady at an answering service to incriminate herself for something she did not do. We have fun with an indian casino in the desert, Carlito has lost his diabetes kit there again. Reclude defaces the Koran. A French peeping tom is terrorizing the UK and looking at women in their knickers.

2008-12-04 Show [ 2:33:46 | 70.39 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (962)

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2008-12-01 Show

Carlito places several calls in to job openings in which he forces his own sales techniques on an art gallery, drives a van that he calls the panty dropper and is afraid of touching dirty money at a bank. Air conditioners can be fixed by kicking and hitting them most of the time. Carlito is frustrated when Puerto Ricans take too long to buy Christmas trees.

2008-12-01 Show [ 1:46:27 | 48.73 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (921)

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2008-11-27 Show

Carlito gets crude with the ladies at Denny’s. CFC sheds some light on his prison story. Margaret is dealing with that time of the month and drops the phone in the toilet. We follow up on the Guy In The Suit from the Poker Room and find out hes in the hospital. His coworker wont pray on the phone with Hollywood Vanja for his recovery. Reclude catches us up on his recent trip to LA. Richie Randall wants to get his Buick out of the salvage yard at all costs. A vietnam vet has his own opinion on the matter and threatens to shoot him on sight.

2008-11-27 Show [ 2:11:34 | 60.23 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (854)

Nov 27, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post

2008-11-24 Show

Dr. Nargas is applying for construction work, says he is good at giving tests with the papers and has a student vouch as a reference during the call. Carlito then drives a hard bargain and forces a job offer in the telemarketing field. Hollywood and Summer Bigjohnson have sales experience…selling themselves that is. A man with a womans name gets propositioned for a quid pro quo work offer in the process. Jack Masterson and Hollywood catch a company breaking equal employment opportunity laws. DaDead discusses The Shield series finale and our theories about the end of Vic Mackey. He then pranks an alarm company and says he once tried to sell an alarm system in a neighborhood that a convicted sex offender moved into. Carlito doesnt know how to send his fax to Ft. Lauderdale. Father McQuarters needs a wheelchair ramp installed on the altar. Carlito convinces a diner patron to put the cordless phone in the trash bin behind the counter.

2008-11-24 Show [ 2:10:35 | 59.77 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (969)

Nov 24, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post

2008-10-30 Show

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2008-10-30 Show [ 2:01:13 | 55.49 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (754)

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2008-10-25 Show

Our final Saturday show starts off with us creating a Sodomist Priest character for Dungeons and Dragons, and then we try to bribe a store clerk into letting us purchase upgrades under the table. The same gaming store later calls back and traces the Madhouse show down. Our mocha colored toy poodle bitch Lizzy Poo needs clothes. We pull a restaurants licenses for just about everything. After that we start calling around with orders for panties. A Jamaican woman gets mad when shes told to shut up as she reads off her menu. Carlito forces a Chinese man to say the number 4 as often as possible. A pizza guy wants to know what number 2 is.

2008-10-25 Show [ 1:40:06 | 45.83 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (786)

Oct 25, 2008 | 2 comments | View Post

2008-10-23 Show

Evil Artie joins the crew in studio, smokes his first cigar. Carlitos PC overheats again. Carlito microwaves his foil covered arepas, blames the Columbian restaurant when they catch fire. Dr. Lego voices Ed Rooney who is served by a sick waiter, the hospital breaks in to let him know his lab reports came in positive. Carlito suggests that Artie should take out a student loan. William Shatner claims George Takei is mentally ill. A front desk attendant gets irate when the F word gets dropped. Carlito threatens to report him to the Carlifornia Tourism Board. A lead on missing prank victim Charlie Patton turns up nothing.

2008-10-23 Show [ 1:58:14 | 54.13 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (749)

Oct 23, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post