Carlito is ordering a huge insulting banner to motivate Artie. United Business Telephone Machines is connecting random businesses on a conference call. We call some hotels in Dubai. Turbo and Carlito are interested in a stained couch. The guys are getting together in Pigeon Forge for one last gay romp.
Having fun pissing off professional services in Thailand and bringing up the King again. Carlito claims a South African hotel attendant wanted to racially profile him – including measuring the width of his nose. There’s a few hunderd thousand dollars being wagered on wether or not an elephant can put its trunk up its ass. Goats.
Some guy confuses Carlito for his working buddy and is convinced he has stage 4 cancer. Vagina Jones is connecting random businesses together on the line in Malaysia. We are testing to see how angry Indians in New Zealand can get.
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