Father Cross Lopez is a Jesuit priest on a mission to recover the Infinity Key before the Iluminati can get a hold of it. Carlito extorts an Asian man of his lost glasses. Jin Stewart is extorting an immigrant of his lost wallet. An April Fools Day joke fails to anger a man who lost his rings.
Carlito pulls a prank on Artie while he is at the drive-thru. Cross has run over a basket of dirty laundry, won’t return it without keeping 2 pairs of dirty panties. Carlito tells some ladies mom about all the compromising pics he saw on her daughter’s lost cell phone.
Carlito finds an iPhone machine but won’t give it back unless he can play some games on it first. Cross is offering money for someone elses lost photos. We ask a lesbian couple some really odd questions about adult cleaning processes.
Carlito shares some angry voicemails that the Turkish Horse has been leaving. A man gets angry when Carlito accuses him of being racist with the florist staff. Yet another Indian is angry over Carlito’s cursing. A black woman gets mad when Carlito asks if a hospice cuts up old people for bait. We wake up some Popes in the UK.
Happy endings in Thailand? Only in the street spa. The Turkish Horse finally tracks us down. An old man is interested in a popper enema. Carlito moved from Vegas to change oil and bang cashiers in the trunk of your car.
There’s a problem with big natural Asian breasts in some pictures that have been submitted for developing. Carlito wants to offer special favors in exchange for car rides. Jin gets an Indian upset when he offers him a tip.
Carlito is tripping off of cold medicine still. We get a redneck family upset when asking them to turn on the camera on the home phone in order to see their two faced cat. An ad for a date night babysitter is not what Carlito is expecting. A man is berated for selling a hard drive with pre-installed applications. A lady in the UK correctly guesses the calling machine computer code.
Madhouse announces the big move to Saturday nights. Carlito is coming down with the flu machine. Tedwwweb joins in for some prank calls around the board. Not much excitement in this episode…
Carlito and Jin are planning a Madhouse meetup this summer. We take safety with call girls to new levels. A lady’s heat skips a beat at the mention of working with Lipizzan horses – then we send her to Meatspin. UK water calls and Richard Pryor.
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