Category: Podcast

Calling About Those Stupid Jobs – 7/8/2013

help-wanted-ad-torn-out-of-a-newspaperEddie Cross is busting up unions but expects managment to give him a job as payment. We ask if a bookstore has a title in stock called Ughhhh. People in Los Angeles are interested in a free flat screen TV, even if it means transporting drugs across town for Lysol. Carlito needs to know how long it will take for marijuana to get out of his system before his cheek swab pre employment drug test. Agresive sales tactics are frowned upon at a furniture store.

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Jul 08, 2013 | 4 comments | View Post

Kaheka – 6/23/2013

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Jun 23, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

You Stupid Asshole – 6/16/2013

deer2Carlito is being mean and sneaking in rude comments into all the calls.  A redneck selling a freezer gets mad as a result of Carlito’s cursing.  Am Indian points out how Carlito was born.  A couple and their 2 year old kid are also subjected to Carlito’s wrath.

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Jun 16, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Is Your Dumpster Locked? – 5/26/2013

HomelessDumpsterWe call around Guam looking for a dumpster to spend the night in.  Carlito is looking for a new dog sitter after his last one made his dog depressed.  A Mexican is contemplating offering his sexy wife as a reward for a lost cell phone.

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May 26, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

The Lottery – 5/19/13

lotteryCarlito is sacrificing a random Madhouse fan as punishment on the chat room. An Indian hotel clerk gets into an argument after Carlito wastes his time trying to speak to a guest. Han Solo, Chewie and the gang need help rescuing the princess.

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May 19, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Turtle Soup – 5/5/13

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThe white devil is making dinner reservations in Guam.  Carlito warns a sushi restaurant of the consequences if he gets upset.  We catch up with drunk ass Michelle again.  A Filipino is interested in an after work rendezvous.

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May 05, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Sexual Organs – 4/29/13

organAn extremely drunk woman spends an hour yammering and blabbing on the phone with us.  Carlito is calling Thailand again, this time he’s looking for Jin.  A man is desperate enough for a loan that he might bang his wife while Cross watches.  Charlie has a new boy toy answering the phone at the Dew Drop.  A guy has been reported by an illegal immigrant for speeding and flashing his genitals in a rented Uhaul track.

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Apr 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Meatball Soup – 4/21/13

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Bill Bollocks is calling for an Ikea Swedish meatball soup.  Carlito is trying to pickup mustard, Four Loko and girls in Thailand.  AMD plays the old Chinese takeaway game.  We are alerting the UK that Margaret Thatcher’s casket will be passing by their homes.  A gas station has bad gas.

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Apr 21, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Drilling Holes in the Bathroom – 4/14/13

hole-in-bathroom-wallA guy placed an ad trying to recover a pair of lost Blackberrys – Carlito keeps him on the line to his dismay while trying to prank other people on the side.  The Fuh returns.  Carlito wanta to drill holes in bathroom walla.  Jack Masteraon needa help in the Kmart bathroom.  Cross and Ken are casting a guy for a part in a movie.

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Apr 14, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Little Chicken – 4/7/13

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Carlito wants a to pet a young black boy from Grenada to on the head.  We connect the Turkish Horse with a different Turkish restaurant in the middle of another one of his Turkish cursing tirades.  Cross is inviting himself over for breakfast in the UK.

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Apr 07, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

The Infinity Key – 3/31/13

infinity-keyFather Cross Lopez is a Jesuit priest on a mission to recover the Infinity Key before the Iluminati can get a hold of it.  Carlito extorts an Asian man of his lost glasses.  Jin Stewart is extorting an immigrant of his lost wallet.  An April Fools Day joke fails to anger a man who lost his rings.

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Mar 31, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

Just Two Pairs – 3/24/13

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Carlito pulls a prank on Artie while he is at the drive-thru.  Cross has run over a basket of dirty laundry, won’t return it without keeping 2 pairs of dirty panties.  Carlito tells some ladies mom about all the compromising pics he saw on her daughter’s lost cell phone.

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I Just Wanna Play Angry Birds – 3/16/13

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Carlito finds an iPhone machine but won’t give it back unless he can play some games on it first.  Cross is offering money for someone elses lost photos.  We ask a lesbian couple some really odd questions about adult cleaning processes.

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Mar 16, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post

You Son of a Whore – 2/16/13

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Carlito shares some angry voicemails that the Turkish Horse has been leaving.  A man gets angry when Carlito accuses him of being racist with the florist staff.  Yet another Indian is angry over Carlito’s cursing.  A black woman gets mad when Carlito asks if a hospice cuts up old people for bait.  We wake up some Popes in the UK.

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Feb 16, 2013 | 1 comment | View Post

Mimimimi – 2/9/13

Happy endings in Thailand?  Only in the street spa.  The Turkish Horse finally tracks us down.  An old man is interested in a popper enema.  Carlito moved from Vegas to change oil and bang cashiers in the trunk of your car.beaker

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Feb 09, 2013 | 2 comments | View Post
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