Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 6/7 – Lux – The Psycho Show
Lux and his screaming annoying sister take to the air during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with more prank calls. Lux has a site at psychoshow.org
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Nov 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 5/7 – Roy and Staci in the Afternoon
Brad Carter/RBCP/Roy and Big Staci continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with Black Friday afternoon pranks, including an epic trolling of a guy buying a shirt in the automotive department. Visit Brad at phonelosers.org and Staci at youtube.com/omghaxdotnet
Nov 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 4/7 – Brent Westwood Show
Dirty Aaron pranks through Black Friday morning with the Brent Westwood Show during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon. Check out brentwestwood.com
Nov 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 3/7 – Icegoose and Sloth – Science!
Icegoose and Sloth continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon through sunrise with a 2 hour shift and an episode of Science. Follow facebook.com/icee.goose
Nov 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 2/7 – Dialer – GCR Radio
Dialer continues the 24 hr Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon graveyard shift with a special episode of Global Chaos Radio. Visit gcr.podomatic.com
Nov 29, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 1/7 – Carlito’s Madhouse
Carlito, Milkman and the Madhouse crew kick off 24 hours of prank calls on Thanksgiving 2013.
Nov 28, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
What Is ABDL? – 11/21/2013
We’re back doing layaway calls for the holiday season. Carlito was refused entry to a Navy Exchange, he calls the Pizza Hut in the food court to complain of discrimination. We review some new and recent voicemails from prankees. Nonsensical food orders continue including cooked pizza and boiled pasta. Baz and Carlito get into arguments with foreigners as usual.
Nov 21, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
No Knives Please – 11/11/13
Carlito is trying to make dinner reservations but needs to be sure all knives are removed from the table and no hot coffee is served. Rev. John Snakewater won’t be allowed to set up camp in a church parking lot and that’s bullshit. We follow up on the stupid baby fund. Magda doesn’t speak to anyone who is not on her list, gets insulted in Spanish.
Nov 11, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
You Got The Juice – 11/07/13
A lady gets really weird when Carlito asks if she rides her washing machine. Carlito busts a dishonest Mazda salesman who will say anything for a sale. Cross is trying to get the cost of bowling dropped down by cutting out excessive amenities. Two Indian prank victims settle things together on their own. United Water Motherfuckers is calling the UK to have the water checked.
Nov 07, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
You Da Muthafucka – 10/31/13
Carlito is trying to get an annoyingly long message written on a small birthday cake for Milkman. The white devil confronts a church lady about her problem with him. Shosho mihoho and meal machines from the chicken place. A different chicken place won’t let Carlito buy or use their Henny Penny pressure fryer. A worker at the car lube place is stressing out because his co-workers abuse him and throw money at him to order food.
Oct 31, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Ching Chong Chow Meow – 10/10/13
Carlito is dying coughing tonight. Carlito commands a Mexican restaurant to remove him from their permanent record. A bed and breakfast is not interested in someone kissing and touching their dog at their business. For $12 you can get your dogs holiday pictures without it getting hit by the photographer. Place your orders for the Violent Dogs coffee table book.
Oct 10, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
You Must Be The Stupidvisor – 10/4/13
Last week’s Chinese restaurant gets pranked again. Carlito calls a lady at the gas station big, then argues with the Indian owner. Carlito takes off all his clothes when he gets his hair cut. Rude calls to an ISP, churches and pharmacies.
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01:08 – Yelling insulting humor at a stupidvisor.
.. 05:43 – Britney is a piece of work
07:48 – Matty calling sugar tits at the church.
..09:03 – Carlito calls the lying pastor back about Matty.
10:29 – Calling about slaves at the hardware place.
12:42 – Ordering eggs cooked with heat and one bread from the diner.
16:51 – Following up on the shoe wars.
.. 18:00 Calling again to order one shoes.
20:29 Matt calls about help choosing the vitamin shit.
22:32 – Calling the big girl at the big Shell. (Call 1)
.. 24:30 – Calling the Indian at the big Shell to order one gasoline. (Call 2)
.. 26:11 – Calling again to taunt the Indian guy. (Call 3)
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station
28:16 – Tammy at the firm is being rude and nasty. Carlito is screwed up in his head.
31:06 – Matt True Story: Matt Drank His Piss.
32:16 – Carlito wants a table shower at the barber shop before he gets his hair cut.
.. 33:18 – Carlito takes off all his clothes when getting his hair cut.
.. 34:00 – Tell Amanda at another place about taking off all his clothes when he gets his hair washed.
..35:18 – Calling Amanda again and throwing a burrito at her head.
36:15 – Eddie calling maricon to make an order.
46:36 – A lady looking for underpinnins.
50:57 – Renting a living room for a few hours only
.. 55:18 – Matt calls back
01:01:18 – Grout work at the Papa Johns has Carlito coughing to death.
01:09:05 – My name is Merp
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station from earlier
01:16:30 – Calling the gazebo about stupid birds.
.. 01:17:02 – Complaining about the ethnic curse to the old jew.
01:18:47 – Jose has a pretty penis
.. 01:19:28 – Calling back for anyone with a pretty penis
.. 01:20:02 – Zyklon calls again for Carla.
01:21:05 – Looking for extended sizes in chef uniforms
.. 01:23:15 – Calling back about the chef pants after guy hung up
01:30:32 – Hydrocodone is pussy shit for dogs.
01:32:06 – Is Dr. Sosa from Cuba?
01:35:25 – Hung up on by the pharmacy due to coughing
..01:36:24 – Why’d you hang up you little shit?
01:39:45 – Storage locker call
.. 01:41:55 – Connecting the phone doctor to fix Brad Carter’s show
.. 01:43:08 – They both confuse each other
01:46:23 – Jose calls Adult Toy Storage
01:50:40 – I’m ingnorant.
01:51:44 – Cursing and complaining.
01:51:40 – What, huh, hah?
02:05:34 – Dad upset in the background.
02:10:00 – Calling back the Chinese restaurant from last week
.. 02:26:12 – Calling to cancel
02:12:42 – Snoballs and ice cream
02:21:10 – Calling the church about the labia
Horse Machine Ranch Road – 9/30/13
Carlito is complaining about broken a/c and closets. We command the lady at the library reference to create a detailed weather comparison graph. Carlito is instigating a shoe war between competing stores in the same shopping center. Canceling Chinese food orders greatly upsets the chef – Carlito gets away with it twice.
Show Notes:
01:29 – Motherfucking air conditioner is broke, no men are in to fix it.
.. 02:54 – Wife calls back, gets hung up on right away
06:08 – Motherfucking closets, no men are in to fix it.
12:50 – Old Man Matt
14:39 – Christian Rap Video with a Klansman being drowned in a lake.
20:36 – Wood Renewal for the coffin/bed machine
23:54 – Leak detection machines
25:47 – Why did you hang up earlier?
…32:46 – Matt calls back, doesn’t last long
27:44 – Library reference desk call
35:50 – Metal guy wraps the phone in a food wrapper.
37:30 – Big fat sheet metal Brian
43:20 – Shoe wars 1
… 45:37 – Shoe wars 2
… 46:09 – Shoe wars 3 (3 Lies)
50:12 – Stupid liquor joke
51:04 – China Wok #1 (Placing order)
… 59:30 – China Wok #2 (Canceling order)
… 01:00:19 – Really angry Chinese chef gets involved
… 01:02:36 – China Wok #3 (Trying to ‘wok’ things out)
… 01:13:57 – China Wok #4
… 01:18:18 – Connecting a random Italian restaurant with China Wok
… 01:19:06 – Placing a second order
… 01:34:18 – China Wok #5 (Canceling second order)
54:23 – Irate about the apartment complex
01:07:50 – The worst buffet in town
01:08:47 – Joe White calls the pendeja and the bodega
… 01:09:22 – Calling the bodega again
01:10:27 – Charging 30% to cash a check
… 01:13:15 – Calling back for the check cashing employees info
01:22:00 – Puerto Rican at the haricut place is disguting
01:23:40 – Haircut for a competition
01:32:00 – Ordering chicken tenders, hold everything
Sep 30, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Do Not Cross Any Wires! – 9/24/13
Carlito is in an elevator shaft again, this time he is crossing wires to make it go. Upside-down faxes are ruining Carlito’s day. We call back the nun from last week, this time we are shoving bananas up asses. Matt is calling about shoving pecans up asses as well. Ordering funeral flower arrangements for living persons is the new thing.
Show Notes:
8:27 – Carlito likes to smell bus seats and break sandwich cookies on metal bus stop seats before eating them.
11:42 – Matt calling Jessie’s restaurant for Mr. Ventura
…12:41 – Carlito calls back, is told it doesn’t matter if this is a female owned restaurant.
14:48 – Matt calling Steel Magnolia restaurant for whale meat.
16:58 – King’s grill, Carlito explains to the waitress that he would kick Jesus’s ass if he came back.
… 18:14 – Matt calls back, waitress tells him to fuck himself.
19:08 – Carlito talks down to the woman who answers the phone at the law office, complains about upside-down faxes.
… 21:12 – Carlito connects a computer repair place to complain more about the upside-down faxes and fires everbody
… 22:06 – Carlito calls back once he figures out the fax machine problem machine.
29:03 – Calling to talk to the lady at the Big & Tall store.
… 31:13 – Calling a different Big & Tall store whilst stuffing his face with food.
37:40 – A new elevator call, this time Carlito is in the elevator shaft crossing wires trying to make it go.
… 44:20 – Carlito calls back and fixes the elevator on his own.
48:27 – Matt calls about pecan anal beads.
50:45 – Carlito wants to wipe his ass with the local paper, but the lady there can’t get over being called Big Girl.
52:23 – Big Marie checks for pecans at the Dollar Store.
54:24 – The big fat bastard at the BBQ place.
56:59 – Voicemail from the lost ring prank from 2 weeks ago
59:40 – Why you call so much?
1:05:11 – Mussels are the Kmart Clam.
1:12:28 – Calling the nun back from last week, this time we are shoving bananas up Matt’s ass.
1:17:52 – AAfordable plumbing
1:22:10 – Matt calling to order a mysterious space plant, then Carlito reveals he has him tied up and makes him watch him do sexual dances while shaving plums.
1:24:50 – Sending funeral flowers to a cheating wife.
…1:25:51 – Carlito calls back to complain to the boss.
1:30:27 – Stupid call about fasteners.
Sep 24, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
The Computer Does Not Go – 9/17/13
United Water Machines is tring to track down their employee Jesus, An elevator machine is stuck and Carlito is trying to climb out via the elevator shaft. We call shelters and soup kitchens.
Show Notes:
4:52 – Did Jesus deliver the water at the wheelchair machines today?
… 6:28 – Matt joins in as Carlito insults the wheelchair lady.
… 7:12 – We call back, she just stares at the phone.
… 7:36 – Finally we get to ask a man about the water delivery
… 9:12 – Matt takes a stab at the guy.
11:46 – Elevator machine won’t go, what’s a pound key.
… 16:00 – A different person tries to help with the elevator machine.
27:46 – The computer does not go. (Star Trek: TNG reference)
..31:14 – Computer still does not go.
35:18 – Church or YMCA? (Matt)
… 35:56 – Carlito apologizes for Matt
39:25 – Looking for a shelter where you can watch other men showering.
… 40:01 – Matt complains about the uppity woman. Says his pussy lips hurt.
43:02 – Talking rudely to the soup kitchen bookkeeper
… 43:47 – Nun at the soup kitchen #1
… 45:52 – Calling the soup kitchen thrift shop to complain abot the nun.
… 46:34 – Nun at the soup kitchen #2
… 47:24 – Calling someone else about the witch nun.
48:50 – Thank God that this is a white doctor.
51:02 – Vietnamese restaurant (Matt)
… 52:32 – Carlito calls the frantic Vietnamese woman back
57:22 – Haggar was fighting in front of a building
1:01:46 – Matt is trying to get connected
1:07:09 – Calling the effeminate magician man.
1:11:24 – Matt is looking to make a custom fleshlight with a fake halloween severed arm.
1:13:48 – Putting special weed butter on a Subway sandwich.
1:17:43 – Calling the neighbors to see if they want weed butter sandwiches
Sep 17, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
