Carlito is ordering a huge insulting banner to motivate Artie. United Business Telephone Machines is connecting random businesses on a conference call. We call some hotels in Dubai. Turbo and Carlito are interested in a stained couch. The guys are getting together in Pigeon Forge for one last gay romp.
Having fun pissing off professional services in Thailand and bringing up the King again. Carlito claims a South African hotel attendant wanted to racially profile him – including measuring the width of his nose. There’s a few hunderd thousand dollars being wagered on wether or not an elephant can put its trunk up its ass. Goats.
Some guy confuses Carlito for his working buddy and is convinced he has stage 4 cancer. Vagina Jones is connecting random businesses together on the line in Malaysia. We are testing to see how angry Indians in New Zealand can get.
A pastor starts praying for Carlito’s salvation during a prank call.
A lady places an ad looking for free clothes, we break into a house and call her to offer the clothes in the garage. Carlito is presuming a tacky Tom Ford tie he got for Christmas was bought at TJ Maxx and he insists on swapping it out without taking it to the service desk first. Cross upsets a church lady, orders a sandwich for the pastor and burritos for everyone else. Calling feminist book stores and asking them to search for sexist book titles. We’re looking for electronic cigarette liquid flavors that make you really horny.
Happy holidays from Madhouse Radio! Cross makes enemies out of the Butterball turkey help line. Financial advisors are bullshit. Carlito commands a Greek restaurant to speak English in America and change the name of their menu items. Flirting with the girl at the office supply store doesn’t go to well. Carlito proofreads a poorly written classified ad. Looking to buy homemade mulch with termites to infest my ex-wife’s house with. Dr. Baz the evil scientist is back from the tree on Dagobah. A spiritual emergency regarding an apparation of Saints Frances and Clare and Jesus attacking and raping the devil in a church.
The focus is on Planet Fitness when we expose that their lunk alarm is actually rung when colored people enter the gym. The asshole kid at the tire place can’t tell us how many tires we need to burn an old oak tree down. Carlito needs fresh Somali blood to make his garden grow. I’m not sure what you mean by ‘apply’ for work. You can be a bad husband and make your wife clean and cook after working in the office all day. Baz pees and is later told he can’t stick his hands in his pants at the gym.
Cross wants to seance and masturbate in the hotel room where Jani Lane from the band Warrant commited suicide in. A pastor starts praying for Carlito to stop prank calling and change his ways. Carlito wants to perform science experiments on a horse for sale. The King of Thailand is still an asshole. A Vietnamese embassy gets very pissed off at us. We can’t get a straight answer about slavery during Australia’s history.
Jiad and the Phonelarkers wrap up 24 hours of prank calls during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon.
Lux and his screaming annoying sister take to the air during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with more prank calls. Lux has a site at psychoshow.org
Brad Carter/RBCP/Roy and Big Staci continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with Black Friday afternoon pranks, including an epic trolling of a guy buying a shirt in the automotive department. Visit Brad at phonelosers.org and Staci at youtube.com/omghaxdotnet
Dirty Aaron pranks through Black Friday morning with the Brent Westwood Show during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon. Check out brentwestwood.com
Icegoose and Sloth continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon through sunrise with a 2 hour shift and an episode of Science. Follow facebook.com/icee.goose
Dialer continues the 24 hr Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon graveyard shift with a special episode of Global Chaos Radio. Visit gcr.podomatic.com
Carlito, Milkman and the Madhouse crew kick off 24 hours of prank calls on Thanksgiving 2013.
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