Regularly updated with the best in prank calls
Podcast archive from the Madhouse Live show featuring live prank calls.
Duration: 165:19 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Toilet Flushing Show - 4/26/12
- Big changes after the events of last weeks show. A woman posted an ad seeking building materials on Craigslist, we offer several toilets. We are watching water usage in the UK again, air in the system leads to us ordering people to flush their toilets
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Duration: 169:47 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
We're Not Playing Games - 4/19/12
- International Business Machines wants to hire an Indian guy's pretty wife. Carlito threatens to beat his girlfriend up if an old man doesn't give his name up. An old lady in the UK keeps repeating her digits. Milkman get serious.
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Duration: 158:44 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Put Two and Two Together - 4/12/12
- Carlito is booking a room at the UK hospital. We're watching room 1110 on the computer machine and the guest is flushing the toilet way too much. A massage parlor in Guam won't discuss one handed massages whilst an Australian one offers hand relief right off the top.
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Duration: 167:51 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Cobblers - 4/5/12
- Some Indians get upset at Carlito's usual antics. Cross insults an OK Cupid user and her mother. Drought conditions have forced the UK government to enact emergency powers and grant control of the water machines to the Blue Waffle company.
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Duration: 160:14 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
You Just Barked Up the Wrong Tree - 03/29/12
- Samantha and Carlito complain after they find fingernails in their food. More hilarous pizza delivery calls. Carlito is defeated in court by the Welsh after several objections.
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Duration: 162:43 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Accused of Being Un-Patriotic - 3/22/12
- Milkman is still getting laid. Lexy gave out her parents phone number on Twitter, we call to offer her mom meat and a movie. Carlito and an American flag were disrespected at an Olive Garden. We keep waking up people in the UK and asking them to kiss each other on the phone.
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Duration: 143:17 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
He's Kissing a Man on the Bed - 3/15/2015

- Milkman gets head from a Bulgarian hooker. We are calling from the bank regarding a horse loan. The man that makes the steaks was rude to Carlito. Wake up calls from the British Office of Time Management and the United Kingdom Decency Association.
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Duration: 203:12 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Catchup - 3/8/12
- Exponential Indian restaurant orders go nowhere. Carlito needs the dimensions of a hotel conference room for a horse conference. Wolf Blitzer is coming to stay in the Iranian for something big. We talk about the history of the prank call game.
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Duration: 191:41 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Crackers the Shark - 3/1/2012

- Cross is accusing a Cuban ice cream shop of laundering money and not paying on a debt. We want to know if the hotel has a limit on flushing. KDK joins Madhouse for the first time in years for some UK wake up calls. Carlito tricks the angry asiatics into going to a shock website again.
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Duration: 166:49 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
God Damn Bath Salts God Dammit - 2/23/12

- Carlito gets high off of God damn bath salts and kicks another God damned car. This time he's not getting away with scamming the God damned owner God dammit. Uncle Tom wants Carlito to come on down! Honolulu Charlie accepts his victory on the most recent Madhouse poll. Scotland has some new regulations regarding toilet flushing.
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Duration: 175:16 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Polish Knock-Knock Jokes - 2/16/2012

- A T-Mobile rep is promoting their new safety feature: an alarm that goes off when colored people enter their stores. Carlito wants to train racist horses and dogs. A Pole falls for the oldest Polak joke in the book. A man is irate when asked to apologize for being rude to UK Ted.
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Duration: 174:15 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
All You Can Eat FRENCH FRIES! - 2/09/12
- Indians are getting all upset at Carlito again. Jack Masterson returns and he becomes demonically posessed when he is refused a garbage bag filled with FRENCH FRIES. Carlito wants to take suggestive photos at Ikea before purchasing an iPhone machine. More of them crazy UK wake up calls.
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Duration: 165:21 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Pray to the Dragon - 1/26/12

- A lawyer gets involved when Jose threatens to charge a daily $50 late fee on photos that haven't been paid for. Carlito explains how the martial arts teaches students to pray to the dragon and the devil for magical powers. We are calling the UK and Scotland to say hi. An Xbox gamer gets upset when accused of piracy.
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Duration: 174:56 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Milkman is not Black - 1/19/12

- Calls to Indian restaurants go nowhere. A Chicago drug dealer is going to fuck Carlito up. Ted is ordering Italian food from 7-11. It is British custom to genuflect for the King and offer your naked bottom to him if he wishes.
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Duration: 200:05 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Madhouse Meatspin Radio - 1/12/12

- We catch up with the Angry Asiatic Black Men again...for almost an hour. We also catch up with Romeo from the Macaroni Grill. Carlito had his phone number stolen from him. The National Train Administration is invoking imminent domain in the UK to build a new high speed train.
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Duration: 184:45 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
I'm With The Pizza - 1/5/12

- RBCP social engineers some data and Carlito pranks people waiting on pizza deliveries. In the process we shock customer with the introduction of hotel fees, high risk delivery deposits and requests for insurance information. Some Olympics related UK wake up calls.
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Duration: 5:37 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
High Risk Delivery (Prank Call)
- Things get ugly when Carlito informs a lady that she will have to pay a $30 deposit on her high risk pizza delivery.
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Duration: 291:20 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Madhouse Christmas Show 2011

- Carlito gives his condolences to a North Korean embassy over the death of Kim Jong Il. Evil Artie almost kills a girl. Jin makes angry calls to an elevator company, a girl selling a blender and people in the UK. We call a new McDonald's employee and ask her for her bra size for a uniform fitting. And the worst Christmas caroling you've ever heard.
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Duration: 201:09 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
Turks F**k Greeks - 12/15/11

- Carlito touches base with the Turkish Horse again. Evil Artie makes a racist call to a Popeyes. Silly calls to the infomercial lines.
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Duration: 236:25 m - Filetype: mp3 - Bitrate: 64 KBPS - Frequency: 44100 HZ
The Aberdeen Wind Advisory Administration - 12/8/11

- Jin gets the owner of a Turkish restaurant angry. Jack Masterson wants anonymous gay sex in the gym sauna. Carlito's horse won't perform after Australian kids threw apples at it. We are shutting down the streets of Aberdeen due to strong winds.
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